You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
My vagina is very pro this idea
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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