I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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