I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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