"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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