why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
