We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
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