: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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