Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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