Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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