He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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