We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
