So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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