found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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