his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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