My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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