You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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