i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
