quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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