i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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