I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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