In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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