I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
