You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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