She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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