wat bout pragnant strippers??
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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