North Korea, Best Korea!
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
