So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
