your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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