end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
two words: eviction party
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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