i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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