Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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