He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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