After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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