didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
dude i'm inner monologue high
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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