Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I pour the whiskey from now on
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
