Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Man, jail baloney is awful.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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