is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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