fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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