I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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