Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
did you just send me my own nude
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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