from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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