quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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