so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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