I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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