I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I looked at my own cervix.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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