Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Can i not drive my cunt home
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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