what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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