He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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