Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i think i have herpe
just one?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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