Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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